so apparently dick can mean detective
and gumshoe also means detective
detective dick gumshoe
detective detective detective
my dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and i always thought that was kind of dumb, because i could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world, not even by far and i always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice.
and then one day i met the most beautiful woman in the world.
Do you ever just stop and think
Would my favourite character actually like me as a person?
Everybody just move to Canada
Gay marriage is legal nationwide and abortion is, and I quote, “a decision made by a woman and her doctor.”
Come to Canada, guys
Seriously come to Canada they’re giving out free healthcare and cookies at the border
Let’s not forget this
Oh my god the maple leaf bikini. I NEVER NOTICED THAT
Zodiac Sagittarius facts.
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.